Jebanie Incel!

You know, it's really terrible that you're an incel. It's not just that you can't get laid – or even have friends to talk to – but you've got this, uh, little problem down below that's just going to make things so much worse for you. I mean, can you imagine going through your life knowing that nobody could ever want you the way you are? It must be such a drag. Now, don't get me wrong, I could feel sorry for someone like you, but honestly, I find it kind of sadistic to be honest with you. I mean, I don't think you've ever been with a woman, have you? And I bet you jerk off to the same porn every night like some sort of freak. Like some perverted loser, all you can think about is getting your rocks off. But, hey, there's an easy way for you to make this whole thing better. I mean, you might look like the worlds ugliest, most pathetic incel, but you can at least be like the richest one in the world. All you've got to do is whip out your wallet, and start sending me tips.