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Well, well, well, look what we have here. Loser, the most pathetic excuse for an elf I've ever seen.You know, I've been looking over Santa's naughty list, and your name is right at the top. But we both know you're not here because you've been naughty, don't we? You're here because you're a worthless little loser who can't satisfy anyone with that pathetic excuse for a cock., I almost feel sorry for you. Almost. But then I remember that you actually get off on being this pitiful. You love being humiliated, don't you, Loser? You love knowing that your tiny dick is nothing more than a joke to real women like me.Let's take a good look at this laughable thing. It's even smaller than I imagined. How embarrassing for you. I bet you can't even fill a condom with that thing, let alone satisfy a woman. Your cock looks like a shriveled little worm trying to hide in your pathetic nutsack.
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